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Gooch Collector Sticker

Gooch Collector Sticker

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I'm The Gooch Collector bitch
(bitch)
You know what it is
Scrubbing dust with a brush
That I stole from your kids
Ask your mom about my rizz
Ask your wife about her boyfriend
I'm the greatest in this biz
Enough dust to cover Portland
I'm The Gooch Collector bitch
I'm The Gooch Collector bitch
(Bitch)
Blowin dust is a must
Make your tech clean
Then run it over with a bus
(fuck)
Got fingers like a raccoon
Hear a noise at night
It's just me in your bathroom
I'm The Gooch Collector bitch
(you know what it is)
Whip a Benz and a G
That cost less than your Camry
Buried in the Gooch
The last guy that tried to scam me
(I killed 'em)
Brush as long as my dong
Gooch so good
I had to make a fuckin song
(that's wrong)
Salem Tech is where to find me
Catch me outside
Knuckle deep getting grimey
I'm The Gooch Collector bitch
You know what it is

The Gooch Collector - The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
3″×3″ 3 3
4″×4″ 4 4
5.5″×5.5″ 5 ½ 5 ½
15″×3.75″ 3 ¾ 15
  HEIGHT (cm) WIDTH (cm)
3″×3″ 7.5 7.5
4″×4″ 10 10
5.5″×5.5″ 14 14
15″×3.75″ 9.5 38.1
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